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Joke of the Day

"(My mother's proudest creation) What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists? Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher."

"What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad."

"Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

"What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink? Picardi and coke"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street... ...one was a salted."

"What was Alex Rodriguez's last hit? Who gives a shit, he's finally done ruining the sport."

"what do you call an effeminate dwarf? A metro-gnome...."

"Your mom is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks balls and then gets laid in the closet."

"If Kevin Bacon never said ""want some bacon with your eggs"" to a lonely chick in a bar, life just doesn't make sense anymore."

"""Super Faggot"" is a terrible nickname for a baby."