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Joke of the Day
"Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name? 1 for 2008, 1 for 2016"
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"My ex's taught me that not every I love you is real."
"My dad's favorite joke for some reason... What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator? ... A nun with a javelin through her head."
"slowly adding more and more lead to your meals until you're immune to bullets"
"How do you get 20 Jews in a car? Throw a dollar in! How do you get them out? Tell them it's a taxi!"
"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They Don't Know I'm Only Using Blanks."
"Did you hear about the guy who ate his trousers? He pooped his pants!"
"Did you hear about the tourist who visited France? He went to Paris and saw an Eiffel"
"My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said ""less McDonald's"" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant"
"According to my current parking spot I'm a physician"