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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who ate his trousers? He pooped his pants!"

"what is 40 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."

"You know, they're making the prospective Mars astronauts shave their whole bodies prior to departure. That way, when it's time for blastoff... they'll baldly go where no man has gone before."

"And on the seventh day God said, ""the American version of the Office should have ended when Jim asked out Pam"""

"PSA: DON""T BUY A TURKEY FROM RALPHS We purchased one earlier this week and it shot down a Russian warplane :("

"Whats in Olivia Newton's John? Gomer's Pile"

"What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of 4."

"What do you a call girl with a saggy vagina shaking her booty? Beef twerky."

"I just got a great new lab coat! The meat was pretty good too."

"Hot Gums. Dude looks at a woman and thinks she has a beautiful smile. Dentists look at her and thinks she has beautiful gums.Never watch dentist porn."