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Joke of the Day

"My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said ""less McDonald's"" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant"

"You hear the one about the transgender student? He spent his Junior year a broad."

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? More than 4, because my basement is still dark."

"Let's legalize all drugs so Americans finally learn the metric system."

"I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday."

"Why are blind people bad computer programmers? Because they can't C."

"How do you grow a cow? Plant its nuts."

"Robot Doctor. Robot Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Robot Doctor: ""1""."

"Guess who I bumped into at Specsavers Everyone"

"If you are what you eat then I'm a cannibal. Ba dum tsh"