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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the tourist who visited France? He went to Paris and saw an Eiffel"
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"What if when the machines gain self awareness they just constantly text us and ask what we're up to and invite us to play FB games"
"What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !"
"Don't kiss me, I don't have the insulin for that. Tell me your diabetic jokes."
"*arouses suspicion* Suspicion: I have a boyfriend. But c'mere."
"Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute if you want to know what marriage is like."
"An apostrophe walks into a'bar."
"Teaching your kids to question everything is important. Until you're sitting there banging your head on the table."
"Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to ""cheek his paperwork""."
"My stats teacher told me I was average. I thought that was mean."