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Joke of the Day
"My ex's taught me that not every I love you is real."
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"I think my friend is a vampire I stabbed him in the heart with a wooden stake and he died"
"The Golden Globe goes to... Burrito ... for best actor in a microwave, with a convincing performance of taking longer than necessary."
"I have a mice problem so I lay out tiny red and blue bandanas in hopes they start a west coast/east coast thing and take care of each other."
"Kia or Nokia? There is a company called Kia and a company called no Kia. I'm not sure who to believe..."
"Remember Kids! Friendly fire, isn't."
"Why won't the ocean let us drink its water? Because it's too salty."
"You know what I'd like for Christmas, mom? I'd like you to stop treating me like a child. Also I'd like some money and some new socks."
"Speaking of jokes that aren't funny cut it out with the abortion ones"
"So, when people say ""LOLZ"", does that mean they laughed themselves to sleep?"