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Joke of the Day
"My ex's taught me that not every I love you is real."
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"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. "
"""My friends on Facebook are idiots."" So, what you're saying is that you're smart, but not smart enough to not friend idiots. Got it."
"Why did 7 8 9? ...Fuck"
"What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?! Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin."
"The inventor of puppets must have been really fucking lonely."
"I went to a zoo but the only animal it had was one dog It was a shih tzu"
"[trying to unhook a bra] *kung fu noises*"
"Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents."
"For gamers of a certain age Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters? He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse"