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Joke of the Day

"My dad's favorite joke for some reason... What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator? ... A nun with a javelin through her head."

"Took my girlfriend to the ice cream factory and she fell into the gelato machine She's a sore bae now."

"What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? ""You going to eat that?"""

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision, guys."

"Why were the Indians here first? Because they had reservations."

"What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race? A cab."

"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one cares.. But use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler."

"Perry was busy building a defensive palisade around the Musketeer compound, but it was leaning over badly. Suddenly Porthos spots the enemy and yells 'Attack! Perry, REPOST!'"

"Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same? Because they have a tutankhamun!"

"i wonder if china has fancy plates called america"