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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me that she wanted to give me a deep throat blow job today. ""Really!?"" I asked. ""No,"" she replied, ""April Fogarbnsrgabsjg...."" That'll teach her to try to be funny..."

"French tanks have 6 gears for going backwards and only 1 gear for going forward In case they get attacked from behind"

"In September a 127 yr old woman passed away, which we already KNOW is a lie bc the earth isn't even 127 yrs old. Don't be ignorant."

"[1st date] *recalls buddy said women like a manly man* *but also, be sensitive* I like to work with my hands, But splinters make me cry."

"Where are smells made? In the olfactory."

"What kind of food can you color with? A cranberry! ~ Esher (my Grandson) age 5"

"Do you know why lions eat raw meat? Because lions don't know how to cook."

"What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon? An astronaut you racist.."

"If simply wrinkling my nose at your smell is politer than spraying you head to foot with Febreze then so be it. Not happy but so be it."

"A man dies in the desert next to a rock. How did he die? The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman."