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Joke of the Day
"slowly adding more and more lead to your meals until you're immune to bullets"
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"Where do you put a hot dog? On a pun."
"I hate when I meet a beautiful woman and have to leave bc someone who beat me in a rap battle is walking my way"
"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!"
"How do you compliment a scarecrow? Tell him he's outstanding in his field!"
"Q: What's big, red, and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater."
"Never buy a used dream catcher from the flea market near a mental hospital."
"Donald Trump has cancelled a planned trip to Israel. When asked why, Trump said, ""They already have a wall and fear of Muslims. My work there is done."""
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be on the boat!"
"Before you do that- think, Would an idiot do that? Then, don't do that."