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Joke of the Day

"According to my current parking spot I'm a physician"

"Why do Asian girls have small breasts? Because their fathers want them to have A's."

"Beth on Facebook ""Can't believe its Monday again already""... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur."

"How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!"

"Written on the Bathroom Wall... *Here I sit Broken-hearted Tried to rhyme Couldn't even get the meter right.*"

"Bailiff: State your name for the court Hr: Clara Sofia Alba Constanza Guadalupe... Judge: That's enough I want to get out of here b4 lunch!"

"I like my girls like my nails Hammered"

"What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question? A curry-ous guy"

"Hello is this HP? I'd like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer."

"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird."