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Joke of the Day
"What medical specialty will start to experience large fluctuations in income from payers? Eurology"
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"You can say what you like about Paedophiles... ..at least they drive slowly in a school area."
"Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line."
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"One from my half asleep Girlfriend What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman? They got Bale."
"*joins Buddhist monastery* *withstands 21 years of brutal kung-fu training* So, vending machine that didn't drop my funyuns. We meet again."
"Person: It's not rocket science. Rocket science [wipes forehead and exhales] : Whew! Nearly got caught there."