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Joke of the Day
"What is a feminist's favorite math topic? Triggerednometry"
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"How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone? Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry"
"If you have to pick up 9 cans on your desk before you find the one with beer in it, you........ you'd forget the fucking punch line too."
"Everyone hates the word moist until they eat a very dry muffin."
"If I set a cheese trap, I'd probably fall for it before the mouse."
"If someone is a vegan, does crossfit, and has a rescue dog.... which one do they tell you about first?"
"Since Justin Bieber has the ""Beliebers"" and Lady Gaga has the ""Little Monsters"" I'd like to name Robin Thicke's fans ""Thickeheads."""
"""Hey Russell, You Want to Win Another Super Bowl?"" Wilson: ""Nah, I'll pass."" Just saw this on Facebook."
"So my father-in-law asked me to give the Christmas prayer... Apparently Ezekiel 25:17 is ""inappropriate"""
"A crossfitter, a Texan, and a vegan walk into a bar. How do you know? They all tell you within 3 seconds."