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Joke of the Day
"What so you call an Asian jew? Jew Lee"
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"Your mama's house is so small. . you walk into her front door and find her backyard."
"What kind of meat can a priest eat on Friday? Nun"
"I wonder what those old comedians who made livings cracking wise about airline food are doing now that there's no such thing."
"""I'm tired but I'd really love to be exhausted and covered in my own sweat."" - Naps"
"How does a black man ride a black stallion? With no legs."
"An atheistic dyslexic... Believes there is no Dog."
"How do you get out of a Russian prison? You have Vladmir Putin a word for you."
"What's a zombies favorite exercise? Deadlifts"
"*cat lays on my leg* *I remain perfectly still for hours, so she won't leave* *I move half an inch* *cat buys bus-ticket for next town over*"