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Joke of the Day

"One from my half asleep Girlfriend What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman? They got Bale."

"Ladies. Even the most mundane chore is better in a Princess Leia costume."

"On Thursday, the captain of the crashed cruise ship Costa Concordia went back to the wreck for the first time since the accident. Said the captain, ""It looks so different sober."""

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support quick or people are going to think we're nuts."

"What do you call it when an underwater explorer gets bitten by a bloodsucking parasite? Diverticulitis."

"What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4? 3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: ""and YOU'RE the math guy!"" >_< Burned.)"

"What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf? It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her."

"I like my woman like I like my coffe With no pubic hair."

"Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes."

"How do you know when your dad just got a blowjob? You can taste it in your sister's mouth....."