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Joke of the Day

"Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective."

"There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital... ...just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst."

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? The circus has a bunch of cunning stunts..."

"Blue cheese dressing makes anything a salad. For example, this french fry salad I'm eating right now"

"My computer just said hello to me. I think it's A Dell."

"My neighbor won't give me a straightforward answer, he's always beating around the bush. Every time I ask why he just says ""fuck you Gerald, it's my bush and I'll masturbate here if I want to"""

"Why are math books useless? Because they are full of problems."

"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? On the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"I asked the manager if I could sample the sausage and that's when I was asked to leave Costco. THE SAUSAGE Not YOUR sausage"

"The cannabis industry... It's a growing market."