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Joke of the Day
"What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center? A plane bagel."
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"What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common? They're both experts at placing temporary crowns."
"Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9..."
"In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant... Fuji or Timber... but that's just my two scents."
"Can't wait for Daylight Saving Time to end this weekend so the clock in my car will have the correct time."
"I find it Hillaryous that the presidential candidates this year are so horrible. I wonder if either of them will pull out their Trump card to guarantee that win though."
"8 year old at the park said I threw like a girl. He found out I kick in the nuts like a girl too."
"""woof woof"" -my neighbor's dog telling me his views on abortion lol nigga idk if i can agree on this one"
"Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash."
"I recently started smoking... It was all dunhill from there"