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Joke of the Day
"You can say what you like about Paedophiles... ..at least they drive slowly in a school area."
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"ME: I got pizza sauce on my mouse. I need a new one. IT DEPARTMENT: You should just be able to wipe it off. ME: Too late, I ate it."
"i have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything!"
"Most of my family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans"
"What time is it? http://youtu.be/mHyRCeKxhss This is an animated joke. I hope a video submission flies here."
"A genius would have put Kevin Bacon in Grease."
"What starts with Y and ends with a D? You're gonna get raped!"
"Don't do drugs Without me"
"Two Flies Two flies were sitting on a turd. One of the flies farts. The other fly looks at him and says, ""Hey! Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here."""