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Joke of the Day

"Person: It's not rocket science. Rocket science [wipes forehead and exhales] : Whew! Nearly got caught there."

"I bet it's tough being a police sketch artist in China."

"I remembered an unemployment joke... ...but then I realized that none of them work."

"So an Irishman walks out of a bar... Seriously, it happened."

"How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes? Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny"

"There's a man walking a tight rope. 100ft below him there's a man getting a blowjob from an 80 year old woman. What are they both thinking? Don't look down."

"I dreamed that midgets were trying to assassinate me, so I bought a bulletproof car. Since they were midgets, I bought a convertible."

"What is a missionary's favorite car a convertible"

"unstable person: ""when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth"" stable person: ""i look after the horses"""

"Before. b-e-f-o-r-e, not B4. We speak English, Not bingo..."