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Joke of the Day

"Person: It's not rocket science. Rocket science [wipes forehead and exhales] : Whew! Nearly got caught there."

"What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy? I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !"

"A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 cents... ""I don't have 40 cents. What do you want with 30 cents? Here's 20 cents."""

"Can a ninja kill someone from a distance? Shuriken!"

"Everything is edible, some things are only edible once."

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? ""Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"""

"What kind of music did Jesus hate? Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails."

"A man walks into a search bar Just kidding. No one ever does that."

"New way to avoid pregnancy: Wear double condom with chilli powder in between. If outer breaks she will know, if inner breaks u will know."