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Joke of the Day
"How do you become president of Russia? You gotta Put-in the hours"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the new viking movie staring the guy who played Han Solo? It's called Harrison's Fjord"
"Call a woman beautiful a hundred times... Call a woman beautiful hundred times, and she won't remember. But call her fat just *one* time, and she'll never forget. Because elephants never forget."
"9-1-1 help, someone buried me alive *looks at phone* christ, and there's no wifi"
"I know Muslims can't eat pork. Islam ok though?"
"There once were three holes in the ground... Well, well, well."
"What does Freud like to do with his mum Oedipussy"
"Blind dates are the best because they can't see me stealing all of the food from their plate"
"How many fingers does the dragonborn have? 8 fingers and 2 Thu""ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar"
"You know, as a child I was always told to give one hundred precent at everything I do... Needless to say the blood drive did not go very well."