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Joke of the Day

"""Make yourself at home."" they say, then it's ""Ma'am please put your bra back on."" Make up your mind, library story time, make up your mind!"

"Microwaves should have a ""Pfft"" button."

"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed his space."

"I went into a hotel.. I went into a hotel when a luggage boy came and said ""I'm the 'beg'gar"""

"Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room."

"Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris."

"Did you know Lysol kills 99.9% of germs & my toothpaste has tartar control? You would too if you sat in my bathroom without your phone."

"What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car."

"What do you call a Kiwi with one leg? Not even bro."

"Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addiction Clinic I can see a lot of new faces here tonight, and I've gotta say, I'm pretty dissapointed."