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Joke of the Day

"Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris."

"Reception Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"I was raped by a group of mimes They did unspeakable things to me."

"Henry IV got injured while bowling. One could say that he, Bolingbroke, while bowling, broke."

"USDA approves shipment of marijuana-fed cows' beef Analytical studies show that the steaks are high"

"Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.. A fake name and a fake number."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."

"Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !"

"Hey people who cold call my cell phone: I've got a better way for you to make money with your mouth."

"Feminism Joke Man: So what do you want? Feminist: I want equal rights and liberties as men. Man: I couldn't agree with you more... because if I did, you would have a problem with that."