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Joke of the Day
"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed his space."
Next Joke
"I want to play checkers today so I can say ""Martin Luther King me!"""
"I'm trying to get down to my original weight... 7lbs 3oz."
"Thanks to twitter the approval of family and friends has taken a backseat to the approval of strangers on the Internet."
"Brenda from work unfollowed me on here so now I have to follow her around the office all day reading my tweets like a news broadcaster"
"What was the Rabbi's favorite frozen treat? Jew-lato"
"I wish my wife was better in bed. <sighs> <disables autocorrect> I wish my WiFi was better in bed."
"I asked my band teacher to raise my F He gave me an FF instead."
"Kids are like farts. You don't mind your own, but others peoples are just unbearable"
"MATH TEACHER: wanna come do the problem on the board? ME: no MT: i wasn't asking ME: if u were an english teacher you'd know that u were"