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Joke of the Day
"I went into a hotel.. I went into a hotel when a luggage boy came and said ""I'm the 'beg'gar"""
Next Joke
"Ugh, I accidentally spoiled the new Spider-Man movie for myself by seeing ""Spider-Man"" 10 years ago."
"Drake jokes I'll start: Drake the type of dude to stare at the biggest dude in jail directly in the eyes then SLAM the soap on the bathroom floor."
"What was the ancient punishment for smoking fatal levels of weed? You would be stoned to death."
"You're like a semicolon. I'm not sure exactly what to do with you."
"What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls? You run. You run so far away."
"Who is the most famous DJ in Australia? DJ Redo"
"It is impossible to act naturally right after someone tells you to act naturally."
"Ex: Holy skinny jeans! Me: They are new. Like them? Ex: Sure... Me: What? Ex: Should a woman your age wear those? Divorce Reason 509"
"What program do Jedi use to PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"