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Joke of the Day
"What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car."
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"There are many people who are very self-aware... You know who you are."
"What's the difference between the strippers and the circus? The circus has a cunning array of stunts."
"Why don't they teach sex-ed and drivers-Ed on the same day in the Middle East? Because the camels can't handle it."
"Why shouldn't you get a Bachelors in Science? Because it's BS. Yea that was bullshit. Fine I'll cut it out.."
"The popularity of origami has increased ten fold."
"How to stop checking someone's Facebook page: 1. Delete your Facebook profile 2. Break your phone 3. Give away your laptop 4. Die"
"Complained to my wife about our sex life diminishing. Zero fucks were given."
"Trump's inauguration is like his hands: Tiny in comparison."
"good prank: sneak into someone's house every night over a year and replace thier toilet with a slightly larger one until it fills tthe room"