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Joke of the Day

"What do you call cheese that's not yours? Colby Jack's."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? The P is silent."

"What's 12 inches long and snaps a cunt? A selfie stick"

"Why did Sally Fall off the swing? [kind of rude] Because she has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally."

"Whenever I start to hate my job I think about the camera crew that has to follow the Kardashian's 24/7."

"I want to get back on the merry go round... ...but I'll need a moment of inertia."

"I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not? "

"Why are women's feet smaller than men's? So they can stand closer to the sink."

"What do you call a muslim who graduated? Allah-mni!"

"What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, i just fly the drone"