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Joke of the Day
"I want to get back on the merry go round... ...but I'll need a moment of inertia."
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"What do people from the 1930's and /r/news jokes have in common? They're both old."
"What did the painter do when he was angry? He made a scene."
"I took my metal detector to the beach today expecting to find antiques of great value. Beach better have my money"
"Do you want me to write good jokes? Good jokes"
"Here's how pessimism works. It never works."
"A friend asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I said about 30 minutes"
"I cheated in the annual rabbit racing contest..... I won by a hare"
"After Usain Bolt retires, he'll move to Iran."
"Why am I subscribed to r/History I just realized there never anything new there"