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Joke of the Day

"Why are women's feet smaller than men's? So they can stand closer to the sink."

"What do they say about building an erotic statue? ""If you build it they will come."""

"How many musos does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it..."

"*slides a cheese slice with my number written on it in your pocket*"

"Why doesn't the queen's farts smell? Because it's a noble gas."

"Sharks don't sleep so I'm pretending I'm a shark except one that sings along with Lady Gaga. I'm Lady Sharkshark! Anyway, totally drunk."

"When the book of Revelations was written, the writer wrote that the end of the world would be signaled by trumpets. In fact, God had said Trump/Pence."

"Instructions in the Men's Room for hand washing. Because non-hand washers can't be bothered unless there's an opportunity to learn stuff."

"Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back."

"Pamela Anderson What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Answer: Silicon Valley. Just heard this one today and wanted to share. Don't know if this is gonna be a repost."