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Joke of the Day

"Why did Sally Fall off the swing? [kind of rude] Because she has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally."

"Its hilariously ironic that the first gold medal won was by the U.S... For Shooting"

"Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly."

"What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application? There's no accounting for taste."

"Anyone know if Hallmark makes a ""Sorry about your miscarriage, but it was my first time playing Bocce Ball"" card?"

"Jail isn't supposed to be fun why do they get bunk beds?"

"*Jesus sits down at the bar* ""The boss says we have to start charging you for water"""

"*suddenly awakes* honey! i just had a nightmare that i was naked at a job interview, licking BBQ sauce off the guy's face interviewer: ummm"

"JOHN LENNON: Love is all you need ME: This guy knows what it's all about JOHN LENNON: I am the egg man coo coo ca chu ME: OK scratch that"

"People who like trance music are very persistent. They don't techno for an answer"