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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? The P is silent."
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"What happens when you give a politician viagra? He gets taller"
"Did you hear about the naked guy swimming in the river in Paris? He was in Seine"
"What was Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin."
"I'm going to open a bank ... ... with a clawbar!"
"knock knock who there hop hop who knock knock who there hop hop who"
"Ramadan is the only time I can get a date every night"
"Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors? To see the enemies."
"I was in a horrible accident a few years ago, and I suffered some brain damage and lost feeling to my whole left side. I'm feeling all right now"
"*comes home from work *wife jumps in my arms *sees I'm crying wife: Why are you crying? me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack"