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Joke of the Day

"I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not? "

"What did the police say to the guy hiding in the bathroom? Come out with your pants up!"

"Two grizzlies are out grocery shopping... Then one grizzly turns around and says to the other : ""it's kinda quiet in here today dont you think?"""

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?? A Brazilian"

"Before I got divorced, I should have converted all my assets to jokes. Because my ex couldn't ever take one."

"Stress? Don't talk to me about stress. Some of my favorite TV characters are currently in truly sticky situations"

"I really enjoy fastening bits of metal together It's riveting"

"Which duck will destroy the establishment? None, ducks are not allowed in politics."

"i wear my ninja turtles costume on all of my first dates just to weed out the weirdos."

"Homophobic means you're scared of your house."