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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a muslim who graduated? Allah-mni!"
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"english words that pitbull knows: -party -miami"
"I met a girl with 12 Nipples, sounds funny? Dozen tit"
"Did you know that Helen Keller lived in a huge mansion? Neither did she"
"So much to say. So not drunk enough to say it."
"I saw a flock of angry ducks the other day. I wonder why they were in such a fowl mood."
"*kicks house door down* I SAID HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE?"
"What do you call a naughty football joke? An offensive line"
"Most people can't drink coffee then go to sleep. I'm just the opposite. . . I can't go to sleep and then drink coffee. God, that was stupid."
"What cheese does a piano princess eat? Mozart-rella!"