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Joke of the Day
"What's 12 inches long and snaps a cunt? A selfie stick"
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"When life hands you melons... You might be dyslexic."
"I got mugged in college by a gang of Asians. Two of them held me down and a third corrected my math homework before fleeing into the night."
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"""Pizza is always good."" - everyone ""We'll see about that."" - Papa John's"
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"I invented a new joke: I invented a new word: Plagiarism Edit: Plagerism"
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"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes."