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Joke of the Day

"Riddle, you see a guy You see a guy on the street talking to himself. What's his nationality? He's a Babylonian."

"Sex with me Is like the Challenger Mission It Killed a teachers career"

"What's the hardest part about roller-skating? Telling your parents you're gay."

"Why don't they show porn on an IMAX screen? Because they can't fit your mum on the screen"

"When a woman has to pick one of three men: a smart one, a cute one or a rich one. She always chooses the asshole."

"I like my woman like I like my cheese... White American."

"You know a girl is too young for you... If you have to make the aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth Credit: Jimmy Carr"

"Sorry I didn't reply to your text, I just couldn't find a response that would keep you from sending another"

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? (slightly NSFW) A pickpocket snatches watches."

"On what day of every week do soft drinks sell the most? thursday"