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Joke of the Day
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"Which animal makes the best pie? A human."
"You know what I like most about people? Their Pets."
"If the conversation gets too serious take your pants off."
"Avoid confrontations in the work place by slashing your coworker's tires while they sleep."
"""Do you need a ride?"" Me, to every jogger I pass in my car"
"My password is my pussy Because apparently my dick isn't long enough"
"How did I get out of Afghanistan? Iran."
"I am meeting my twitter crush in a few days and I have officially added ""Please let me wind up in a trunk and not a freezer"" In my prayers"
"Why are Jew's noses so big? Because air is free."