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Joke of the Day
"Which animal makes the best pie? A human."
Next Joke
"How do you keep a blonde busy? Write ""Please turn over"" on both sides of a page and hand it to her."
"I tripped over some shrooms the other day...Because I didn't see them. It was dark and I was high."
"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.. I should have put it on aloha setting."
"I could die But I'm afraid of the reapercussions"
"Why did the arena get hot after the game? All of the fans left"
"What's gray and comes in quarts? Elephants."
"There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't"
"How do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag? You take the 's' out of safe and the 'f' out of way."
"What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!"