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Joke of the Day
"How did I get out of Afghanistan? Iran."
Next Joke
"So I checked into a low class hotel I called the frontdesk and told him ""I got a leak in my sink,"" he said ""go ahead."""
"I went to the zoo.. I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog. It was a shitzu."
"What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese? None, but you can get food poisoning."
"Why are all smart Mexicans guys gay? Because they do their essays."
"Kid 1: Why'd you call me Aphrodite? ""After the Greek goddess of love"" Kid 2: What about me pop? ""You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"""
"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph, because they're too short to be an ese"
"This is just a quick reminder that we're all gonna die one day so don't get caught up in petty shit also stop stealing my tweets Greg."
"Whenever I'm feeling really tired, I just watch the new Star Wars trailer... Because The Force Awakens me"
"Why do so many new brides get crow's feet as soon as they're married? From squinting and saying, ""Suck what?"""