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Joke of the Day

"Avoid confrontations in the work place by slashing your coworker's tires while they sleep."

"I know she's talking about rain but I don't like hearing my mom say she got 6 inches"

"A Welshman is talking to his girlfriend... when she asks, ""How many sexual partners did you have before me?"" ""I don't know."" replies the Welshman. ""Everytime I try and count them I fall asleep."""

"Why did the boy call 911 when his father ran a red light? He didn't want to go home early and do his homework!"

"Chuck Norris can ride his bike with no handlebars..............or wheels"

"I would lose weight, but I hate losing."

"Did you hear about the lady that had breast implants made of oak? It would be nice if this joke had a punch line, woodentit?"

"How to kill 20 flies at once Slap an Ethiopian"

"I cried when my dad chopped up onions onions was a good dog :c"

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Without a penis!"