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Joke of the Day

"If the conversation gets too serious take your pants off."

"When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams."

"I found my inner self today... I am never buying cheap toilet paper ever again."

"Whats the resemblance between a prostitute and bungee jumping? You enjoy them both untill the rubber snaps."

"What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women? Tuna Fey."

"Apostrophes are important. ""I fed the dog"" ""I f'ed the dog"" Learn this simple rule. Your friendship with Sarah McLachlan depends on it."

"I saw an image of Jesus in my breakfast burrito. I asked myself, what would Jesus do? And so I ate him. Two hours later... Holy Shit!"

"When mad at the hubby, I just tweet about it. I don't sleep with a waitress that looks just like him. I'm talking to you David Arquette."

"You know what's the problem with Mexican and black jokes? If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamaal."

"I like my Women how I like my Coffee. Ground up and in a bag :^)"