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Joke of the Day
"Why are Jew's noses so big? Because air is free."
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"I was talking to Marcel Marceau the other day. You know what he said? Nothing he's dead"
"It's colder than a well digger's ass."
"What will they call Bruce Jenner after the final sex-change operation? Sluice"
"(car dealer) is the passenger seat also heated? ""Aww for ur wife?"" *imagines putting a fast food bag on warm seat after the drive-thru* yes"
"The artist jumped from a bridge, carrying all of his favorite paints and pastels. At least he passed with flying colors."
"I noticed that you're still staring at me after I already answered your question, what can we do to stop this"
"What kind of dreams do dustmites have? .............. Mitemares"
"My sheep friends asked me to find them some drugs so I went to the local animal dealer... Pablo Escobaaaaaa"
"Why do clowns hate assassins? Because they go for the juggler."