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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !"
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"I like my women the way I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer."
"Pimple Be Like Pimple : Where Are You Going ?? Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!"
"Chuck Norris *hates* Raymond."
"I've Got a Surprise for you! says the excited girl friend. ""abort it"" he reply's."
"What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot? ""the Steaks are high."""
"Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I am still working on it."
"This beautiful woman is winking at me right now. Now she's using the other eye. Oh never mind. She's falling asleep."
"El Chapo is a very special guy... He's juan of a kind"
"Why should you feel bad for the gay homeless population? Because they don't have any closets to come out of"