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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I am still working on it."
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"The other day my mom asked me if I think my girlfriend is manipulative ""Only if she wants me to"" I replied."
"How come its okay to tackle someone who wants to jump in front of a train but its unacceptable to slap a Big Mac out of their fat face."
"Do you like fish sticks? Who are you? Kanye West?"
"Next time you see someone you don't like, begin conversation with ""I see the assassins have failed."""
"Don't you hate it when your girlfriend yells out a different name during sex Like bitch, my name isn't ""someone help"""
"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny! [ ](http://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/warnerbros/42096/images/42096-hi-Bugs_Bunny.jpg)"
"What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you."
"What do you call a chicken takeover of the government? A coop."
"How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick? cause their cars are always Stalin"