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Joke of the Day

"Why should you feel bad for the gay homeless population? Because they don't have any closets to come out of"

"Kylo Ren was more powerful with his helmet on. With it off, he had to use a majority of his power to maintain his hair's body and bounce."

"""Going to a job interview? Wear a beret..."" ""A beret?"" ""Yeah. They've been statistically proven to help you get a job by a million percent."" ""Right...and who did this study?"" ""....France."""

"Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love... They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!"

"I have a fifth sense when it comes to smells."

"Are you alright? No, you are all left"

"Quit college. Become an oven. Get up to like 500 degrees."

"Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorus and am I a proportioned tiny wooden stick? Because we're a match!"

"Hate it when i accidentally drink a small amount of a carbonated beverage and my body is unable to release the gas and i pop like a seagull."

"Did you hear about the Pizza Chef with no drivers license? He could dish it out but he couldn't take it."