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Joke of the Day

"Pimple Be Like Pimple : Where Are You Going ?? Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!"

"Why was C afraid ? Because other alphabets were **NOT-Cs**"

"Where do man-splainers get their water? From a well, actually..."

"They're only 1 letter apart, but the difference between grapejuice & rapejuice is significant."

"What do you call all Republicans that aren't racist, sexist or homophobic? Nancy from New York."

"I received the oddest dollar bill as change. When I looked closely, I noticed that George Washington was wearing face-paint, a wig, and round, red nose. It was obviously a clownterfeit."

"If I had known I was going to have this much shit to do at work today I wouldn't have come in sober"

"What did one dog say to the other? How the fuck should I know, I don't speak dog."

"Someone told me I'm condescending... that means I talk down to people."

"What's the difference between a $20 prostitute and a $200 prostitute? When the $20 one swallows, it's because she's hungry."