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Joke of the Day

"A guy found his dog lying in a puddle of blood behind his house He rang the number for the emergency animal rescue. 'Is it moving?' they asked. 'Yes', he replied. 'It's quite emotional.'"

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"It took my wife six hours to push out our first child. The fat bastard can live elsewhere now."
"Wanna have a little fun? Go to Facebook and post ""Anyone know a good lawyer?"" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!"
"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney."
"America's oldest lady was 115 years old today and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head. How come? She's completely bald."
"Life is like box of chocolates ... it doesn't last long for the fat people."
"What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding? Yule ln!"
"Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes and I have another pair just like it at home."
"Two men walk into a bar... The 3rd one ducked."