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Joke of the Day

"I like my women the way I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer."

"My girlfriend started reading Bill Cosby's biography... But it put her to sleep."

"I used to work as a waiter... ...the hours were terrible, but hey, it put food on the table."

"Tell me your best ""When is a --- not a ---?"" joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door? > When it's ajar! When are eyes not eyes? > When the wind makes them water!"

"What does a guy with a big dick have for breakfast? I figured you wouldn't know"

"What is the gayest food? Indian food. It tears your ass apart :("

"Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia? Because he was Snowden"

"What is worse than 10 dead Babys on a Tree? 1 dead Baby on 10 Trees. I know I am going to hell for this."

"How does the female reproductive system like to order its eggs? Ovaries-y"

"What di you call a snowman in may? A puddle!"