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Joke of the Day

"This beautiful woman is winking at me right now. Now she's using the other eye. Oh never mind. She's falling asleep."

"why did the cookie go to the doctors? ... because he felt crumby!"

"If life gives you melons... you're probably dyslexic."

"acording to Jane Eyre... Love is blind"

"Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them."

"Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving? becau"

"Q: What do you have with Dick Cheney, Dick Morris, and Dick Nixon in the same room? NSFW A: Way too much cock and bull."

"What defies the law of gravity? Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."

"[court] ME: Between 10 & 11 p.m. I was having sex JUDGE: Who are you? You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record"

"Nothing's more infuriating than opening the in-flight magazine to see the Sudokus already half-done, in the colors of your rival Sudoku gang"