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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot? ""the Steaks are high."""
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"I love to purposefully mispronounce French words, but you need to do it around the right people, otherwise they act like its a huge fox pass."
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"Wait a second ... Water parks have restrooms ... For what?!"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... He says to the bartender, ""I'm gonna need a beer and a mop."""
"Immigrants after Trump's election be like... [removed]"
"You know what they say about a guy with big feet? Big shoes."
"WIFE: this year, can you put the santa presents out for the kids christmas morning? GUY WHO NEVER FOUND OUT SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL: what"
"I saw my buddy Barry Goldstein at the casino the other night. It was very un-jew-sual."
"Good jokes What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser? It's terminal."