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Joke of the Day

"El Chapo is a very special guy... He's juan of a kind"

"I got arrested while jamming on my guitar.. Apparently, I was fingering A Minor."

"DR DOG: The test results came back. PATIENT: Oh God DR DOG: The tumor is-- *sees a squirrel out the window and takes off*"

"Why did the drunkard ride the escalator To lift his spirits"

"A wino wanted to join the Black lives matter movement He ended up sobbing ""Can't we all just get along?"" at a Dark matter symposium."

"[first date] HER: So do you prefer cats or dogs? ME: *scanning the menu* I don't even see them on here. What page are you on?"

"Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards."

"North Korea reminds me of a redhead Because they both have no Seoul"

"Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!"

"I went on a date last night with Hellen Keller. I'll never go on a blind date again."