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Joke of the Day

"(Spoiler) TIL in The Revnant Leonardo DiCaprio's sleep number is one dead Indian son."

"I don't know if I like my new haircut, but it will grow on me."

"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks her if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus."

"What do a $100 grill and a $100 girl have in common? They will both ruin your meat."

"""You think I'm immature? Well, you know what! Our relationship is-"" *holds up imaginary walky-talky* ""Chhh-over."""

"What did the hat say to the coat stand? You stay here, I'll go on a head."

"Have any of you realized that the self checkout has the sexiest cashier's?"

"What is Batman's favorite porn site? Motherless.com"

"I'm always hard at work. But Human Resources keeps telling me that it's extremely inappropriate to have erections at the office."

"Apparently, if you jump out of a plane wearing parachute pants, it doesn't break your fall at all. But you can carry about a hundred combs."