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Joke of the Day

"(Spoiler) TIL in The Revnant Leonardo DiCaprio's sleep number is one dead Indian son."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Power Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit"

"What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe? Yo, duh."

"Have you ever been caught masterbating in a closet? Them: No. You: It's a really good hiding spot isn't it....."

"People who don't understand sarcasm are awesome."

"Engineer's Joke I have a girlfriend!"

"""Help! Someone has been killed at the dance!"" Ok, well calm down. We don't want any panic at the disco."

"Someone should tell Pam at work that no one wants to hear how cool her boyfriend is unless she's dating a helicopter."

"How does Super Mario contact the dead? He uses a Luigi board."

"NSFW Sex joke: New sex position called the bull rider. Ride a girl doggy style, grab her hair, and whisper in her ear ""I have aids"". See how long you can last."