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Joke of the Day
"What did the hat say to the coat stand? You stay here, I'll go on a head."
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"*Pulls gun* Alright give me the money, and don't try anything stupid."" *Tries to put a fork in a light socket* ""Hey! What did I just say""!?"
"What do you call two men hanging from a window sill? Kurt and Rod"
"My music teacher told me to stay on key I said ""pitch please"""
"Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they stink and they're ugly."
"How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Just because she's dead doesn't mean she can't still screw."
"What do Crocs and getting a bj by a dude have in common? They both feel fantastic till you look down and realize you're gay."
"When I was five, my Dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie... I miss snowballs, she was a good cat."
"The only camper that is a Happy Camper is the one who drank enough alcohol to forget that he's CAMPING."
"Every time a famous music composer dies... ... he starts decomposing."