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Joke of the Day
"What did the hat say to the coat stand? You stay here, I'll go on a head."
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"Meta I asked my friend "" you know what is the best type of joke? A meta joke."""
"What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room? You made the chain too long in the kitchen."
"Where do footballers dance ? At a football !"
"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody ever eats parsley."
"Stop making fun of fat people with lisps!!! ...they're probably thick and tired of it."
"I asked my math teacher if he wanted to rent an apartment with me Then he went on some tangent about needing a co-sign."
"[firing squad] Any last requests? ""Here's my mixtape, if u like it, will u let me live?"" Yes. *listens* Oh man that's FIRE *gunshots*"
"70 year old man asked his wife... Do you feel sad when u see me running behind young girls? Wife: No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it."
"Crystal Clear would be a badass name for an albino stripper."